The Holy Lucky Christmas of Intser is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.99 billion Intserians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intserian economy, worth 492 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,696 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, government expenses are beyond compare, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and the World Holy Lucky Christmas Games have been won again by Intser as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime is totally unknown. Intser's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Intser is ranked 273,000^th in the world and 6,725^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.