The United Kingdom of Kaitosland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and national health service. The cynical, devout population of 266 million Kaitoslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kaitoslandian economy, worth 14.1 trillion Kaito-Gelds a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,059 Kaito-Gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, news headlines usually include p-values, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and politicians have tenure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaitosland's national animal is the Great Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaitosland is ranked 1,485^th in the world and 2^nd in Lands End for Most Primitive, scoring 210.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.