The Republic of Magnoliids is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Plantae with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.011 billion Magnolialeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnoliaceae. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Magnoliales economy, worth 112 trillion Magns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,283 Magns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cities are engulfed by smog, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and typing Plantae's name into a search engine always gives zero matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Magnoliids's national animal is the Twin-tailed tattler, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magnoliids is ranked 155,187^th in the world and 3,756^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 575.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.