The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.65 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 6,318 trillion Emeseses Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 431,313 Emeseses Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 30,564^th in the world and 770^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.53 law-abiding acts per hour.