The Republic of Nation States of Joedism is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.219 billion Nation States of Joedismians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nation States of Joedismian economy, worth 921 trillion Soda Tabs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,991 Soda Tabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, luxury condos have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation States of Joedism's national animal is the Taco Bell Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nation States of Joedism is ranked 132,797^th in the world and 2,378^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,291.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.