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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,357thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,427th
The Queendom of
Left-wing Utopia
God is in his heaven. All is right with the world.
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

NERV-SEELE

Population194 million

CurrencyPenyen
AnimalPenPen

The Queendom of NERV-SEELE is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 194 million NERV-SEELEians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient NERV-SEELEian economy, worth 7.73 trillion Penyens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,846 Penyens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The NERV-SEELEian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime is totally unknown. NERV-SEELE's national animal is the PenPen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NERV-SEELE is ranked 197,609th in the world and 559th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,357thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 16,427thMost Income Equality: 18,744thBest Weather: 22,260thNicest Citizens: 23,954thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,160thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,587thMost Inclusive: 27,433rd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 125th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, the NERV-SEELEian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in NERV-SEELE City.
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
  • : Following new legislation in NERV-SEELE, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.

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