The Republic of Xalivstonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mehmet Ekbar Al-Ovays with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.015 billion Xalivstons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hergevolsk. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Xalivstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Krocvas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,173 Krocvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Xalivstonia will pay them to stop, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xalivstonia's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none while Sunni Islam is the majority.

Xalivstonia is ranked 76,490^th in the world and 2,684^th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 7.01 billion capita.