The Comunidad Popular of Nueva Zulia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The CIA with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.426 billion Nueva Zulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enaciud. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nueva Zulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,832 trillion Pan-dólars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 217,428 Pan-dólars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is totally unknown. Nueva Zulia's national animal is the troupial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Revolution.

Nueva Zulia is ranked 1,859^th in the world and 42^nd in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 149.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.