The Nation of Republica Federal de Catalunya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Carles Puigdemont i Casamajó with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.149 billion Catalans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republica Federal de Catalunyan economy, worth a remarkable 8,324 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 306,614 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, economics is a shrinking field, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime is totally unknown. Republica Federal de Catalunya's national animal is the Gos d'atura, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Republica Federal de Catalunya is ranked 2,313^th in the world and 1^st in NATO 2022 for Safest, scoring 145.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.