The Federal Republic of Unionization of European Countries is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 386 million Unions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Union economy, worth 37.4 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,860 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Hanging Gardens account for half of Brussels's water use, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unionization of European Countries's national animal is the Belgian Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Unionization of European Countries is ranked 82,443^rd in the world and 24^th in NATO 2022 for Safest, scoring 89.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.