The Empire of Reutschland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rudolf Ritler I with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.288 billion Weebs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rcity. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming weeb economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion Freedam coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,831 Freedam coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the Reutschland Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reutschland's national animal is the child, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rastafarianism.

Reutschland is ranked 20,027^th in the world and 477^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,027.62 pounds of wildlife per square mile.