The Rogue Nation of Second Gommunistan is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 50 million Second Gommunistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Second Gommunistanian economy, worth 1.31 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 26,214 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Gommunistan's national animal is the Beefy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Second Gommunistan is ranked 33,970^th in the world and 737^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 107.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.