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Nicest Citizens: 713thMost Compassionate Citizens: 730thMost Inclusive: 907th
The Revolutionary Black Republic of
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Oppression…can’t bear that!
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Nigaria

Population4.044 billion

CapitalBlack Bear Central
Leadera literal black bear

Currencybear coin
Animalblack bear

The Revolutionary Black Republic of Nigaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by a literal black bear with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.044 billion Nigarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Bear Central. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nigarian economy, worth 782 trillion bear coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,447 bear coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A literal black bear can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown. Nigaria's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nigaria is ranked 289,832nd in the world and 1,357th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 713thMost Compassionate Citizens: 730thMost Inclusive: 907thMost Cheerful Citizens: 934thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,102ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,138thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,147thMost Pacifist: 1,207thHighest Food Quality: 1,590thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,962ndMost Influential: 2,550thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,691stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,985thBest Weather: 3,401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,476thHealthiest Citizens: 3,707thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,872ndLargest Governments: 4,125thSafest: 4,162ndMost Developed: 4,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,380thMost Cultured: 4,507thSmartest Citizens: 4,600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,649thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,147thMost Efficient Economies: 5,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,554thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,305thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,069thHighest Average Incomes: 11,466thMost Secular: 12,358thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,185thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 18,597thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,426thMost Income Equality: 24,368th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 70th in the regionBest Weather: 76th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 103rd in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 108th in the regionMost Extreme: 109th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 109th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 115th in the regionNudest: 121st in the regionSafest: 122nd in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nigaria was endorsed by The People's Republic of Zemlatinnaro.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, A literal black bear can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Nigaria, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.

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