Population | 4.044 billion |
Capital | Black Bear Central |
Leader | a literal black bear |
Currency | bear coin |
Animal | black bear |
The Revolutionary Black Republic of Nigaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by a literal black bear with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.044 billion Nigarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Bear Central. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nigarian economy, worth 782 trillion bear coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,447 bear coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A literal black bear can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown. Nigaria's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nigaria is ranked 289,832nd in the world and 1,357th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nigaria was endorsed by The People's Republic of Zemlatinnaro.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, A literal black bear can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Nigaria, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 71 » Shamian, Pertsjan, Carrico, Verdant Groves, Agania, Dacaro, International Anarchist Confederation, Holy Palestine, Mycenaean United States, Likhinia, Barbroussia, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Khanatah, Khrushchyovkastan, Kahrianland, Gwerq, Karelianastan, Celedaria, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Eastern European Federation, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Kethania, Arsa, Noachia, Borkwitz, Revolutionary Hesse, Ima, VR Leona, Milkau, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Brauengen, The Dutch Proletariat, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Libisia, Khazhkhovija, UNIOS, Anerchi, Encaoua, Socialist UwU, Chengjiu, Ianomamis, De Eon, Socialismia, and 21 others.Zambianka, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Flyrinia, Dzuk, West Irtinaraxiopia, Cheteire, Polyglotia, North Goiky, Toramicaball, Remnantia, Bobismh, Kanora, Krajzovda, AlwaLov, Mandimbisoa, The North Islanders, Tafat, Perclumsia, New Yazministan, and Zemlatinnaro.