The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Yuliya Surkova with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 32.265 billion Volkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkgoroda. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,972 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,110 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Southern Yugoslavia is considered superior to that of other nations, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 3,787^th in the world and 105^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,705.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.