The Federal Republic of Womland is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32 million Womish are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The thriving Womish economy, worth 2.59 trillion Hydls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 80,834 Hydls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,377 per year while the poor average 13,501, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womland's national animal is the Quail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Womland is ranked 7,720^th in the world and 10^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,405.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.