The United Kingdom of Yeetapore is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Archduke Alsgloof Lee Chentimontd with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 1.509 billion Yeetaporeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alsglav. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetaporic economy, worth 172 trillion Yeetaporean Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,337 Yeetaporean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeetapore's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yeetapore is ranked 13,639^th in the world and 208^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,678.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.