The Tribal Nation of Tsangenya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maeyah Diyakah with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.172 billion Tsangenyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dia Takhats. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tsangenyan economy, worth 450 trillion dias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,018 dias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsangenya's national animal is the Draken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsangenya is ranked 24,870^th in the world and 314^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.05 law-abiding acts per hour.