The New Republic of Dipretorian is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Plorius with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.668 billion Dipretors enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogsmeade. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dipretorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,317 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, the media seems excessively interested in what Plorius is wearing this season, and burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dipretorian's national animal is the flying bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cosmere.

Dipretorian is ranked 109,573^rd in the world and 584^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,289.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.