| Population | 4.501 billion |
| Capital | New Milford City |
| Leader | Alexandria Hamilton |
| Faith | Roman Catholicism |
| Currency | Istastionerian Credit |
| Animal | Red Fox |
The Most Serene Republic of Istastioner is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alexandria Hamilton with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.501 billion Istastionerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Milford City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Istastionerian economy, worth 949 trillion Istastionerian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,898 Istastionerian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Istastioner's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Istastioner is ranked 158,722nd in the world and 779th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 513.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Istastioner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Istastioner was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Istastioner endorsed
The Grand Duchy of Schlesberg.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, the bum of Alexandria Hamilton has been voted the most recognisable in Istastioner.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
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