The Imperial Federation of Kronverg is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Karl Cunningham with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 834 million Kronvergians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronburg. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kronvergian economy, worth 115 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,294 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A lot of number one hits are straight cover versions, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, conspiracy theorists allege Kronburg's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kronverg's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kronverg is ranked 76,024^th in the world and 777^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 92.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.