The Kingdom of Entians is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Kira I with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.263 billion Entians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Werenia. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Entiansian economy, worth 335 trillion Gwars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 148,273 Gwars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown. Entians's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marisism.

Entians is ranked 10,145^th in the world and 93^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,129.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.