Population | 1.666 billion |
Capital | Berne |
Leader | The Federal Council |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Kallvetzian franc |
Animal | Bear |
The Kingdom of Kallvetzia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.666 billion Kallvetzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Kallvetzian economy, worth 266 trillion Kallvetzian francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,068 Kallvetzian francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and tabloids coo over The Federal Council's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallvetzia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Kallvetzia is ranked 5,457th in the world and 106th in Europe for Safest, scoring 129.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, tabloids coo over The Federal Council's expected child.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, a flying elephant and The Federal Council share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, most Kallvetzians would sell their own grandmother.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, it is said that a Kallvetzian woman's work is never done.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 113 » The New Nordic Union, Meropis, UGBK, Agausia, Someseni, Leistrona, Bastile, Elisabethshagen, Irminsulia, Raghallaigh, Northern German Federation, Walfo, Invernessia, Rary, Chioganah, Trixeland, Thracia Republic, Iceagea, Slavatania, Neurks Boodal, Yahlia, Stumphosse Res, The Champions League, East Ase Palmars, Nardin, St Scarlett, New Eestiball, An Clar, North of Americas, Seristria, Great Clucky, Pilipinas and Malaya, Mally Piznoopia, Ottterland, Dark Matter, Ikarus, Agatep, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Ausvelt, Gliesetonia, Wamia, Sow Bug, Thracia and Crimea, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, Scutarie, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Calicov, and 63 others.Foudina, Elestansa, Ortigia, Iquerian, Salwonia, Northern Socialist States, Makykay, Wombelland, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Astaraion, Karnea, Leranditale, Aresetia, Leszno, Eastoria, Salarnsia, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, The OG Your Moms Mom, Balcem, Der Weimar Republik, Istastioner, Robbonia, Kkorea, Jim the Baptist, The AbelLandia, Unidoria, Greater Bahland, Society of Russian Freedom, Drembler, Francoguese, Icoland, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, Borstein, Cot Deviet, Montecrux, Belvanya, Reiserland, Armbruster, Narmocrana, Superior Saxonia, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, The Full Moon, Scytharum, Woodlands, Kronverg, Cambany, New Vorarlberg, Apocalypse Borg, Pupunese, Potatopelago, Westkapelle, Rome Ruzalls, Chronus, DeNorSweLand, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, and Vurk.