The United Socialist Republic of Konzhov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.212 billion Konzhovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,970 trillion USRK Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 195,272 USRK Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can freely debate whether Comrade Stalinkovich is a great leader or the greatest leader, nine out of ten citizens of Konzhov answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Konzhovian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konzhov is ranked 33,818^th in the world and 448^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 202.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.