The Communist states of Newex Nov Can is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leisel Ludwig with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.877 billion Newex Nov Canians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falconaire. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newex Nov Canian economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 219,529 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newex Nov Can's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is falconis.

Newex Nov Can is ranked 4,976^th in the world and 40^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 226.49 kickbacks per hour.