The Grand Duchy of Undead Malavuk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Duke Death with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.088 billion Undead Malavukians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skull Throne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Undead Malavukian economy, worth 231 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,503 souls, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Polygamy is legal, they say marriage really does shorten your life, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Undead Malavuk's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Undead Malavuk is ranked 130,916^th in the world and 673^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,697.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.