The Holy royal couple of Caribblands is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 715 million Servidors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port au prince. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The very strong Servidorin economy, worth 46.9 trillion Divisas a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,582 Divisas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribblands's national animal is the Baji, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caribblands is ranked 76,737^th in the world and 35^th in Imperial World Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,965.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.