The Federation of Federated Ugasque Countries is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.646 billion Federated Ugasque Countriesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federated Ugasque Countriesian economy, worth 342 trillion deniers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,485 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Federated Ugasque Countriesian taxis are fitted with server racks, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime is totally unknown. Federated Ugasque Countries's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federated Ugasque Countries is ranked 35,833^rd in the world and 936^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.72 law-abiding acts per hour.