The Republic of Buckeyemania is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The democratic population of 241 million Buckeyemanians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Buckeyemanian economy, worth 17.0 trillion Buckeye nuts a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,695 Buckeye nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buckeyemania's national animal is the Brutus Buckeye, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Buckeyemania is ranked 111,317^th in the world and 2,305^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 169.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.