The Kingdom of Depthonia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 168 million Depthonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The very strong Depthonian economy, worth 11.3 trillion fish a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,536 fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, Depthonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound. Crime is totally unknown. Depthonia's national animal is the Blue Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Depthonia is ranked 92,932^nd in the world and 1,956^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 273.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.