The Dictatorship of Eastern Unnit is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 783 million Unnitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Unnitia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Eastern Unnitian economy, worth 40.2 trillion Unnitian Standards of Pacific a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,308 Unnitian Standards of Pacific, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, school uniforms are compulsory, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Unnit's national animal is the Empirica of Dreadwater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Unnit is ranked 14,057^th in the world and 288^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,473.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.