The Kingdom of Eruzea is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 300 million Eruzeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Héryon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The very strong Eruzean economy, worth 23.3 trillion Eruzan Crowns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,688 Eruzan Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eruzea's national animal is the snow fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eruzea is ranked 239,552^nd in the world and 2,695^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 300 million capita.