The Qhofri Hros of Bloohete is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Calyx Arachnipapoulous with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.15 billion Blatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Blatian economy, worth 140 trillion Gransbies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,134 Gransbies, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1', former Islam and Christianity holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants, slavery has been abolished, and former slaves are free to be oppressed. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloohete's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam and Christianity.

Bloohete is ranked 81,125^th in the world and 1,010^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 67.04 on the Human Development Index.