The Heavenly Crusader Federation of Order of the Saint Dumas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster Karel De Valckeneer with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.49 billion Knight's of St Dumas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Cloud. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient order of St Dumas economy, worth a remarkable 1,657 trillion St Dumas franks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,240 St Dumas franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, the judicial system legislates morality, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Order of the Saint Dumas's national animal is the Dumasian Church owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crucifistian church.

Order of the Saint Dumas is ranked 284,400^th in the world and 5,092^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.