The Federal Republic of 3 Dimensions is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 196 million Dimensionsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The powerhouse 3 Dimensionsian economy, worth 15.6 trillion Dimension Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 79,421 Dimension Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,225 per year while the poor average 18,834, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

3 Dimensions City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3 Dimensions's national animal is the Eldridge Abominations, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

3 Dimensions is ranked 146,455^th in the world and 135^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -51.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.