| Population | 32.212 billion |
| Capital | 🏰 Exelica Pavilion |
| Leader | 👑 Emperor Jixam |
| Faith | ⛔️ Neutrality |
| Currency | 💵 Aurum Sterling |
| Animal | 🐍 Emerald Viper |
The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.212 billion Xlyvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,382 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 477,525 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, much of Socialist Xlyvania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.
Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 293,232nd in the world and 309th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -1457.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, much of Socialist Xlyvania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Socialist Xlyvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Socialist Xlyvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Developed, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Xlyvania, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 19 » 
New Zora, 
NewMalayan, 
China Beiyang Goverment, 
ErusiaErasia, 
Aserlandia, 
The Holy See of Ampur, 
Hasaeng, 
Denadamelada, 
Dear Old Uncle Sam, 
Ophineia, 
Nulkia, 
Hekp, 
Bombooda, 
Altazaro, 
Yetrasia, 
Miternow, 
The CAts21347 empire, 
3 Dimensions, and 
Skiva.
