The Grandest Duchy of Agune is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Valtzi Agande with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.026 billion Agunai are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanhaide. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Agune economy, worth a remarkable 1,526 trillion heus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,275 heus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Agune and have breakfast in Bigtopia, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown. Agune's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Agune is ranked 285,828^th in the world and 200^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -452.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.