The Holy Eco-Syndicalist Union of Safiloa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Gohulian Council with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.373 billion Safiloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponaiga. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Safiloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Candy Cane Lulu ȴs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,317 Candy Cane Lulu ȴs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safiloa's national animal is the Nugu Gondwanatherian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mazdakism.

Safiloa is ranked 15,436^th in the world and 43^rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,172.29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.