Population | 26.418 billion |
Capital | Astro City |
Leader | Da Big Kahuna |
Faith | Kahunaism |
Currency | Tako |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.418 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,728 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,288 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, childhood friends of Da Big Kahuna are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, most towns have their Da Big Kahuna High School located on Da Big Kahuna Street, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Calistan is ranked 288,864th in the world and 5,411th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -22.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
- : Calistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Calistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of North Korea is best.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Colony of Antipolica.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 222 » Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, Darakin, Kringalia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, The naked people, Tsunamy, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Ridehale, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Cypheri, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Drystar, Theorin, Gymnostan, Walloonia, Madhonia, North Kanuckistan, Sanden, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, Drugged Monkeys, Sthalrim, Soem, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Abarri, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Mapico, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Fasire, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Myness, and 172 others.Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Zaelith, Doraya, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Unojo, Moridine, Indolos, Saciu, Aurcania, Piscantium, Arscanesia, The Akian Islands, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Skaladoria, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Froshar, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Al Madhaa, Dakalian, Farelonia, Sordandia, Altnavia, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Jantisha, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Ferrumetlapis, Bloonation, Pabtlau, Astriva, Koros, Uvalor, Scrapifax, Los Lonley Boys, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Eritria, Ferfulesse, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Martzbrieg, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Frairrisburg, Empire of Pekoland, Alvira, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Arhanistan, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Greater Pardonia, Tioloman, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, Cheolwa, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Vertruse, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Republic Empire of Japan, Bogani, HawkoFon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Philippinessss, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Satilynia, Mercian Legions, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Eriaco, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Poguelands, Emus and Papayas, Sedunn, Sein, Legosia, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Gwandalis, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Illyanisches Demokratische Republik, Cunny Cute and Funny, Antipolica, SharttingToepia, North Korea is best, New Amerikan Republic, Amerikanisches Imperium, Dundea Loea, and Janoi Donacen.