The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.121 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 17,024 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,174 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Populations of two-headed Homo Kiasus have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, the army consists of only generals and grunts, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 182,226^th in the world and 3,379^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.