The Great Europeian Republic of Common-Sense Politics is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by CSP with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 28.015 billion Europeians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seacouver. The average income tax rate is 3.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 4,976 trillion rhetorical questions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,629 rhetorical questions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Common-Sense Politics's national animal is the striped blue-footed Lloenbirb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Common-Sense Politics is ranked 231,632^nd in the world and 1,100^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.15 law-abiding acts per hour.