Population | 17.524 billion |
Capital | WIBBLE |
Leader | Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras |
Faith | WhateverYouWantism |
Currency | Horn |
Animal | Ankylosauras |
The Sprawl of Crazy Waters is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Rider of the Ankylosauras with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.524 billion Crazy Watersians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIBBLE. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Crazy Watersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,199 trillion Horns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,493 Horns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the government seizes all major gold finds, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Waters's national animal is the Ankylosauras, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WhateverYouWantism.
Crazy Waters is ranked 285,411th in the world and 3,634th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy Waters was endorsed by The Swashbuckling Union of Rotvania.
- : Crazy Waters endorsed The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Crazy Waters endorsed The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Crazy Waters was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Crazy Waters was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Crazy Waters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Crazy Waters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Crazy Waters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Crazy Waters endorsed The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil.
- : Crazy Waters was endorsed by The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Bhang Bhang Duc, Overthinkers, Wickedly evil people, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Nas Crustium, Fotisdia, Isachile Tum, Mediobogdum, Varanius, Willow Gate, All Good People, Dilber, Corbeil, Dalimbar, Fujai, and Rotvania.