The Mathematical Hell of DaPiFanatic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by DaPiFanatic with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.172 billion Mathematicians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mathematica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient DaPiFanatician economy, worth 293 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 135,345 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,109,634 per year while the poor average 3,501, a ratio of 316 to 1.

Foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DaPiFanatic's national animal is the Number, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

DaPiFanatic is ranked 277,486^th in the world and 10,447^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -303.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.