The Kingdom of Eandleon is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 172 million Eandleonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The powerhouse Eandleonian economy, worth 12.7 trillion Yaos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 74,096 Yaos, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eandleon's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eandleon is ranked 235,006^th in the world and 1,080^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 4 average smiles per day.