The Holy Empire of Froybia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 973 million Froybians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Froybian economy, worth 100 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,920 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Froybia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Froybia is ranked 34,304^th in the world and 14^th in Hive for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,841.57 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.