The Ceremonial Monarchy of Germanium Imperial Empire is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Willhelm IV with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 762 million Germanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlium. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 79.5 trillion Germanian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,374 Germanian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and Kaiser Willhelm IV has just been declared ruler of Germanium Imperial Empire in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germanium Imperial Empire's national animal is the Reichsadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Germanium Imperial Empire is ranked 103,061^st in the world and 508^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.58 law-abiding acts per hour.