The Kingdom of Great Minwas is a small, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 36 million Great Minwasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Great Minwasian economy, worth 1.58 trillion Landyars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 43,941 Landyars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Minwas's national animal is the Triple Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great Minwas is ranked 236,149^th in the world and 136^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -118.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.