The Kingdom of Brototh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by then you have no chance at all with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.233 billion Brotothians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wigan. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Brotothian economy, worth a remarkable 3,315 trillion lashans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 295,195 lashans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, father-son fishing trips have been banned, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brototh's national animal is the phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Cult of Godsinia.

Brototh is ranked 286,606^th in the world and 230^th in Thaecia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.27 average smiles per day.