The Dominion of Red Oazis is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 180 million Oazians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Red Oazisian economy, worth 9.38 trillion ozcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 52,104 ozcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and it is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime is totally unknown. Red Oazis's national animal is the Patas monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Red Oazis is ranked 250,841^st in the world and 152^nd in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -154.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.