The Corporonation of Hexalot is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hexav Atrophos Lent with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.95 billion Hexalotians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Graceville. The average income tax rate is 6.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hexalotian economy, worth an astonishing 13,363 trillion demis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 361,671 demis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Hexalot's national animal is the cerberus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hexalot is ranked 292,234^th in the world and 4,173^rd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1051.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.