The Federal Republic of Jearsia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 541 million Jearsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcun. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jearsian economy, worth 26.3 trillion Infi ~s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,618 Infi ~s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jearsia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jearsia is ranked 280,736^th in the world and 1,236^th in Europeia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 kickbacks per hour.